Bluebell the adorable. Also glowy. But mostly adorable.
me: *makes a typo*
some kid on tumblr that’s watched too much sherlock:
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At least use proper grammar before making a text post mocking the Sherlock fandom. -_-
life imitates art
BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what Arthur Conan Doyle would have truly wanted.
I stg at this very moment Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost is probably floating in front of Steven Moffat’s bed violently sobbing in gratitude and mumbling things like ‘you did it. You finally did it. They all hate Sherlock Holmes. Thank you’
BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what Arthur Conan Doyle would have truly wanted.
I stg at this very moment Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost is probably floating in front of Steven Moffat’s bed violently sobbing in gratitude and mumbling things like ‘you did it. You finally did it. They all hate Sherlock Holmes. Thank you’
forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything
True highlight of 2017: Despite being on tumblr daily I was completely unaware of that there even was a season 4 of Sherlock.
Anime Smartasses Be Like….
This is nothing but the truth.
I love how the camera moves during his explanation
This is also the problem with BBC Sherlock. This is exactly how he’d explain a situation.
things u youngins will never understand
- peter pan at disney land discourse
- mishapocalypse
- “reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married” and “if you don’t reblog this i’m unfollowing you”
- y’all know about superwholock but you don’t know about superwholock there were petitions to each studio to get them to do a mashup urls like “johnlock-in-the-tardis-with-castiel-221b” shitty “edits” which were just stolen gifs mashed together with different dialogue over them
- that one time someone reblogged a gif of the london eye from the sherlock opening and said “i don’t know why but this feels like home” and ended up deleting their blog bc there were so many comments the blockquotes ran off the screen of people calling them stupid and a shitton of spn gifs as always
- gif memes aka “the x gif in your folder is your reaction when dean and cas kiss”
- that fucking theme garden theme with the scrolls and banners. you know the one.
- once-ler and subsequently shipping him with himself
- rise of the guardians
- “ew all these hannibal fans trying to get in on superwholock get away”
- the supreme hatred of all female characters
- everyone shipping lestrade and mycroft bc idk they’re white men i guess
- merlin
- tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch were the sexiest men alive
- “reblog ALL the memes” type posts you know the ones
- gif wars
- mutant and proud
- the social network
- inception
- ask blogs
- always reblog david karp
- gpoy
- 5ever
- what is air?!
- when you had to go to another page to reblog things
- scrolling all the way back to the top to reblog a post
- missing e.
- “can you make that last ask rebloggable?”
- 2012 doomsday
- +bonus of the above: posts like “it’ll be okay dean and sam are out there saving the world right now xD”
thinkin about how when i was 16 i asked my mom to give me permission to get a sherlock tattoo and she was adamant in refusing no matter how much i begged. like…. u saved me, mom. you saved me in every way you can save another human being
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH
THE NOVEL “DRACULA”
THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Don’t write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
the mcdonalds szechuan sauce thing is going to kill rick and morty like dashcon killed superwholock isn’t it
- show gets popular in nerd culture for a few years
- some fans think liking the show makes them as smart as sherlock or rick, and see themselves as unique introverts superior to all the popular kids
- people gradually get annoyed with fans’ elitism, as well as them forcing references and memes into everything
- show starts to move towards being a “cringey” interest
-
“supernatural fans grab your salt, whovians grab your bowties” or “you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and morty” becomes a meme mocking overly defensive fans
- finally, a disastrous convention of fans in real life cements the shameful image